Tuesday, August 25, 2009

The license plate said fresh

Posted by Anonymous on Tue 25 Aug 03:19 (modification of post by
  1. Connecting to server...
  2. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  3. You: The voice mail plays back...
  4. William this is your mother. I have heard things, is everyone sick? I am very worried. So just in case you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
  5. I begged and pleaded with her day after day
  6. But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
  7. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
  8. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
  9.  
  10. First class, yo this is bad
  11. Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
  12. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
  13. Hmmmmm this might be alright.
  14.  
  15. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
  16. Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
  17. I don't think sow
  18. I'll see when I get there
  19. I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
  20.  
  21. Well, the plane landed and when I came out
  22. There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
  23. I ain't trying to get arrested
  24. I just got here
  25. I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
  26.  
  27. I whistled for a cab and when it came near
  28. The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
  29. If anything I can say this cab is rare
  30. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
  31.  
  32. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
  33. And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
  34. I looked at my kingdom
  35. I was finally there
  36. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
  37. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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