stupidest game idea ever

Posted by Anonymous on Tue 21 Jul 02:43

1. Ok, so, the game will be about a retarded kid avoiding zombies in 2d scroller style.
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3. I already worked out a first level:
4. In an intro video you could have a shortbus crash, and then a zombie will come in and get stuck or something, and the kid will come up and do some retarded kid thing, and the zombie will do the same thing because it is a zombie, and the kid will get closer, and the zombie will snarl, and then the kid will jump back, and the level will start.  It is important that the game starts from a short bus crash site though.
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6. The great thing is that we can use some stuff from Field Runner (the waving arms gave me the idea).  The waving arms could be matched with funny down syndrome faces, and you could have a pick and unlock faces feature (ike johnny knoxville in The Ringer).  The legs would have to have wacky movements too (each character could possibly have different ones, and you could even have a mix and match feature).
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8. As far as actual gameplay, I was thinking of making it like Double Dragon, and have this game mode where you have to run through the levels nonstop, and just avoid stuff.  It would almost be like a "don't crash" game, and the kid would make funny noises/faces if he comes close to a danger or just randomly.  Emphasis would have to be on his determination, so he needs a determined face, and it would be funny if he ran off balance, with his arms flailing behind him.  It would also be cool if you could unlock weapons, or pieces of equipment.  A funny one would be a retard helmet, and while you have it on you run bent forward, like you are gonna ram your head into something, and you are protected from the next danger you might crash into.  One of the retarded kids also needs a leash like the one pictured in the attachment that just drags behind him or her.
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10. Another cool feature would be teamplay, and you can have two retarded kids running around at a time.

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